If Dogs Were Named After IKEA Furniture

Names like Max and Bella--the top two dog names in 2016--are great and all, but what you name your pets says a lot about you. And if people can name their dogs after things like quinoa and kale (seriously, the names Quinoa and Kale are on the rise for dogs, as well as Tofu, Whiskey, and Taffy) or TV characters like Eleven and Khaleesi, then I don't think it's too much of a stretch to name your furry friend after your favorite furniture.